Worst Words of the Decade
Each year, we uncover examples of appalling public language, from political doublespeak and marketing jargon to bad business buzzwords. We compile the biggest offenders in our December list.
2018 was a particularly poor year for corporate doublespeak and spin. When our national public broadcaster used the phrase 'external career development opportunities' to discuss firing its staff, it joined a long list of institutions incapable of using simple English to describe something difficult.
Ex-ABC chief coined 2018's worst phrase, SBS News
Political doublespeak dominated our 2017 list as things became seriously Orwellian in the US. At the top of the heap was the worrying ‘alternative facts', suggesting that politicians can be right even when they're wrong.
Noxious Frankenword 'Brangelexit' topped our 2016 list. Combining Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's celebrity moniker 'Brangelina' with the recent 'Brexit' vote, this elevates a celebrity divorce to the level of a major world event.
In a particularly bad year for corporate spin doctoring, 'possible emissions non-compliance' topped our 2015 list. Volkswagen’s CEO used this phrase to describe what was actually cheating when regulators tested how much pollution its cars emit.
The worst words, phrases and spin of 2015, ABC The Drum
Christmas gifts for the famous, the infamous and Campbell Newman, Brisbane Times
'Conscious uncoupling' was our 2014 winner. Gwyneth Paltrow used this phrase to describe her separation from husband Chris Martin.
When KFC chose 'goodification' as the slogan for its marketing campaign, we had to choose it as our Worst Word of the Year (along with its cringe-worthy cousins - 'gooderer', 'goodest' and 'goodify').
2011 was a banner year for corporate evasion and euphemistic spin, with 'fugitive emissions' (more commonly known as pollution) topping our list.
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